Friday, May 11, 2012

The kids are okay, but God I hate the parents!

Had a phone call from a parent today.  The call went something like this:

ME:  Hello Mrs. <parent>.  I received a note to call you ASAP.  Is anything wrong?

PARENT: You're d*mn right there is!  I want to talk to you about the incident with my daughter!

ME:  I didn't realized there was an incident with your daughter.

PARENT:  I'm about to talk to the principal about you, telling my daughter she's stupid!

ME:  I called your daughter stupid?

PARENT:  H*ll yes you did!

ME:  I went up to your daughter and told her she was stupid?

PARENT:  No.  You said it to everybody.

ME:  I told the whole class they were stupid?

PARENT:  No!

ME:  I told the whole class your daughter was stupid?

PARENT:  No!

ME:  So, I didn't call your daughter stupid?

PARENT:  Yes you did!

ME:  I'm confused.  What exactly did I say to your daughter?

PARENT:  You said her 103 grade in math didn't matter!

ME:  Oh.  Well, yes, I did say that.

PARENT:  I'm going to Montgomery and telling them to fire you!

ME:  The grade doesn't matter.  What matters is what she's learned.

PARENT:  Don't you dare say that!  She worked hard for that grade!

ME:  When she gets a job, nobody will care that she got a 103 in math.  They will care that she can add and subtract.  That's what I was telling your daughter.

PARENT:  Well, I've had enough of you calling these kids stupid!  I'm gonna make sure you never come back here again!

ME: Would you like to hear the whole conversation I had with the students?

PARENT:  NO!

ME:  Well, are you finished?

PARENT:  YES!

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Summer can't get here fast enough!

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