Our football team won...but we suck!

The only reason we won the game Friday night was because the other team sucked worse.  We didn't even score until the fourth quarter - and that was because the other team's quarterback got tackled over our goal line. (Still laughing about that).  It was the start to a crappy weekend.  Got home Friday night upset over all our penalties.  Saturday, had dinner with a teacher friend and we watched the Alabama game.  I know we won that too, but we sucked!  What is wrong with the offensive line?  I finally figured that the only reason we played so bad (we're ranked at #1, the other team isn't ranked), was so the other teams wouldn't know how good we really are.  It's a trick that Saban's using to throw off the other teams we have to play this year.  Brilliant, eh?  Anyway, so disgusted after that game, that I went to see The Wolverine to cheer myself up. Mind you, Hugh Jackman shirtless was worth every penny, but the movie ended all wrong!  WTH is going on?  Then, after church on Sunday, I decided to color my hair.  Too much gray, you understand.  I went with a dark brown color, which, as it turns out, is really black.  And for some reason the back of my hair didn't get dyed.  So, from the front I look goth, but the back of my head is a different color.  Needless to say, Monday was rough.  But the kids were wonderful.  They kept telling me that it looked fine and that two different colors of hair is the style.  LOL.  What a great bunch of young men and women!  (Frame this, I may never say that again!)